Another one of my possible new identities is "City Dog". I have been trying this one on for size over the last 8 days and it is ok, perhaps not my best role but I am managing it.
Every morning I go for a walk about the neighbourhood. I stay on my leash, I am not allowed to pull or sniff and I have to greet other dogs without baring my teeth and issuing forth a deep, rumbling growl. We walk on the pavement, my poo is quickly picked up and disposed of, I make way for people walking in the other direction and I am required to be "civilized". Thankfully this all ends with a run through the forest and and romp on the beach because it would be unbearable without that.
So, mom lets not do that one. Yes to car dog, no to city dog.
Give my kids a lick on the face please.
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