Guest Dlogger - Kali Argyle

Hi,
I have been following Charlotte's dlog with a lot of interest these past three weeks. Most of what she has to say in an accurate reflection of our life here at camp Kalimoe. I do take issue however with her "evidence" about her being MY mom's favourite. Really, anybody can look around and find evidence to support whatever position they want to take, in fact we are generally inclined to do just that as it avoids the discomfort that comes from uncertainty.

So rather than create a false reality in order to comfort yourself let me give you certainty about this one thing.

I AM MY MOTHER'S FAVOURITE!

It is pretty simple and requires no other discussion.

But if you need convincing let me point out:

• I sleep in my mom's bed - under the covers - all night
• I am the first face she looks into every single morning and she greets me with kind words and kisses
• She brushes me every day
• I am the only one with a rain jacket, you and Moe have to get wet when it rains
• She breaks all of my food up into teeny, tiny pieces, an indication of her heightened concern for my personal well being
• I sit on her lap - I have never seen you there.
• Oh, and those screams of "delight" you mentioned when you licked her, that is NOT delight, that is disgust.

There is more, much, much more but lets not depress you with the facts. Be happy with your secondary status and when your mom gets back you can be her favourite.

Your mom is coming back right?