How? How is this happening?

How is happening? I am so sure I am bigger than Kali, much bigger, 16 times bigger. HOW does she end up getting the big dog bed? My dog bed? And then how do I settle for the little dog bed, the one that is so small I can not even get my torso on it, so small you can not even tell I am laying on anything and the edges are digging into my side and I toss and turn all night from discomfort.

But not Kali, no not Kali. She sleeps peacefully on my bed with my bones as if she owns the place. One day I am going to put her in her place.